Hey cuck, your gf says she's dumping you harder than I dumped my load in her. She's not even gonna be my girl, just a side hole for when I feel like using her like a bitch. Now come clean this mess up and send me your mom and sister
You were excited to have a three-day weekend with your family, but your wife said she picked up some extra work cleaning my house. Don't worry. If she's not home by Sunday, I'll make sure she learns the meaning of worship service.
