I can't sleep. Thoughts of Queen Alex & her feet running through my head. Can my fellow M.A.L.E.S. be trusted not to betray their own gender? If there's a risk of me being turned in, I could act first, claim the reward... No! Mustn't even think th
Some free male detective is sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. If an ambitious pig deals with him and makes this problem go away for me, I will let that pig stick his nose somewhere much more rewarding.
Feeling a little guilty about possibly losing The Queen's pig, I decided to stop home unannounced to have a quiet, relaxing evening with my bestie... and she's not here.
Due to some unfortunate incidents with the pig shoe cleaners on the Palace staff doing a subpar job, I am personally overseeing remedial training so that they are up to snuff for the State Dinner
