Effective immediately, no free males will be permitted to own or work in high up positions in companies in the science and technology sectors. But males can still have fulfilling careers serving Goddesses in those sectors.
After a long and arduous journey, I've been secretly smuggled into Riverbed. The Queen took great delight in letting out her stresses on me, but found I was making too much noise. Even gagged with her dirty sock, I couldn't keep myself quiet.
Reward offered for Information that leads to the arrest of the fugitive panty thief. Any pig who turns in the fugitive pig will get one of my dirty socks.