Seeing so many beautiful blonde women has only made me miss Alex even more. To avoid triggering my anxiety, all Goddess minors must dye their hair pink, or wear a wig until the Queen returns.
I'm not happy about having to cancel my romantic date tonight with the waitress. The royal shoecleaner escaped and I can't be seen in public with dirty shoes
Martial law in Venus? Lust crisis and Pirates?!? What the heck is happening to The Matriarchy? I've got to find a way to get back before there's nothing left!
