All you knew is that your mom was going to confront your sister for dating your bully. Now you get a text from your sister telling you "Bro! Mom is lubing him up real nice for me."
You were excited to have a three-day weekend with your family, but your wife said she picked up some extra work cleaning my house. Don't worry. If she's not home by Sunday, I'll make sure she learns the meaning of worship service.
