Since I don't feel like I was properly thanked and honored for my help crushing the L.O.S.E.R.S, I went ahead and picked up that Porsche I deserve. It's even yellow, like sunshine! 🌞
I walked by the old whipping post today, and stopped for a few minutes to reminisce about all the good times I had beating the shit out of that lazy pig Lockcock.
A Halloween party sounds like great fun, I can't wait to attend! And apparently it's being hosted by... Actually, I think I'm busy that night. I know, it sucks, but the Queen has so many shoes to clean. I hope the Queen and all the other Goddesses hav
