Hearing the dudes in my unit talk about all the pussy they slay and I haven't been inside my wife since Christmas. I bet my wife still gets more orgasms than you all, though!
My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...
