One day I pretended to be sick before school. I showed my mom my hard, throbbing morning wood, saying it was swollen with pain. I lied and said I couldn't touch it myself, and asked if she could help me feel better with her mouth. She sucked and slurped
Your daughter wakes you up while she's ovulating because she can't control her hormones. Will you be a good father and help her with her problem? She's in heat and your wife hasn't had sex with you in days, it's a match made in heaven.