In a rare miscalculation, the Cadets accidentally took the Venus Deli instead of Venus Dolls. I'm sorry for the mistake Queen Alex, but at least you will have a sandwich named after you!
With all the recent talk about the position of Goddess-minors in the matriarchy, I have decided to show off my special relationship with my favorite piece of property u/snowyxangels and take her on a walk through Hera.
I walked by the old whipping post today, and stopped for a few minutes to reminisce about all the good times I had beating the shit out of that lazy pig Lockcock.
Great news Press Secretary 2! We didn't lose The Queen's shoecleaner! He is on a top secret mission, so I'm heading to Freya to get rid of the imposter now.
