To quell a peasant insurrection, the foolish Emperor ordered his wife and daughters to their annual Breeder’s Derby as a peace offering. He saved his crown, but doomed the Nova Dynasty! They returned to the capital, branded with a horseshoe and swollen
The job description read "Taking care of the master's guard dog, and entertaining guests." She didn't realize that meant getting fucked endlessly by the animal while a room full of people watched. (EPM)