It felt like I had torn my labia, imagine my surprise when I found this thing! Wasn’t sure what it was, so of course I squeezed it and it EXPLODED. Of course I also wasn’t recording because I’m an idjit!
Well this popped up in under 6 hours. I've now got it circled with a time on it to make sure this doesn't get any bigger, but dang it is warm to the touch! This is right on my waist line, but I'll still mark NSFW for my boxers I guess
