It may not be the most glamorous, but mating with borses gives a STABLE income. Hah, get it? Cuz like... Horses live in stables? Okay I'll shut up (Ruru-Raida)
The bordering nation is ruled by a respectable, beloved queen who brings prosperity to her people. YOUR queen is a horsecock junkie who’s only achievement is adding horses to the royal family tree. Bummer. [erbrobruh]
“Getting knotty with the boyfriends doggo while he’s at work and speaking to him on call as his doggo enjoys cumming inside the pussy multiple times, is not cheating right?!.. [Joker]”