You thought it was a million-to-one odds. You didn't realise you would be kept as a 24/7 breeding toy - constantly encased in the suit - for years, until the almost impossible happened. (The Veterinarian)
Hey honey, im really sorry, I know it was supposed to be our wedding night and all... but you aren't the one consumating this, because your feeble cock will never feel as good as my dogs does (freshnsfw)