would you believe one time I split my shorts right in the middle of my butt working out and the women that worked at the gym came up to me and told me babe I think you split your pants… thank goodness she told me I had no idea would have just keep work
(F) some creep at the gym kept hitting on me until I told him I’m married and not interested - he told me to go fuck myself - I said I’d do that - so here I am… actually doing that