I remember our first date ended up in bed.... I remember how your cock throbbed and had strong erections. NOW NOT I remember how you used to fuck my pussy and I would fake orgasms because your cock was so tiny that it just tickle me.
My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...
OMG! It keeps shrinking! Can you believe my beta hubby is 6'7" tall and this is what he has between his legs?! I call it a clit to tease him - but now its truly the size of a clit!!!
