My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...
What could be more humiliating than a flat cage? An inverted cage with a cock screwed around it?🤣😈 This is your new cock that you can play with without asking my permission!😂