Son, look how beautiful it is! It was your bully who gave me a gift, I’ve been dreaming about it for a long time. I haven't shown this to your dad yet, you first! Look how much your mom loves you!
Your mom invited me to "talk" so that I can stop bullying you...the "talk" is going really nice in her room. Don't worry about the noises coming out of her room....
When my bully figured out who my crush was, he forced me to set up a date with her, or he'd make my life a living hell. I don't know if this is better....
