I can't sleep. Thoughts of Queen Alex & her feet running through my head. Can my fellow M.A.L.E.S. be trusted not to betray their own gender? If there's a risk of me being turned in, I could act first, claim the reward... No! Mustn't even think th
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So, I know Portlandia is a dreadful, savage place, where dangerous men roam wild without proper feminine rule. But just think how much better it could be, if they only had the right powerful woman in charge, to whip them into shape. Perfect job for an as
