“Getting knotty with the boyfriends doggo while he’s at work and speaking to him on call as his doggo enjoys cumming inside the pussy multiple times is not cheating right?!.. [Joker]”
It may not be the most glamorous, but mating with borses gives a STABLE income. Hah, get it? Cuz like... Horses live in stables? Okay I'll shut up (Ruru-Raida)