My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...
How many times do I have to tell you, Jessica you are not fit to be a decent male. look at you bitch! How can you think that you have any possibility of being a man 😄