Since I don't feel like I was properly thanked and honored for my help crushing the L.O.S.E.R.S, I went ahead and picked up that Porsche I deserve. It's even yellow, like sunshine! 🌞
Some Cadets were caught hazing a new recruit in the palace. Even more egregious, some of them dared to sit on MY throne while doing it. This is totally unacceptable!
Feeling a little guilty about possibly losing The Queen's pig, I decided to stop home unannounced to have a quiet, relaxing evening with my bestie... and she's not here.
