One week ago, a very silly and inferior man made the mistake of challenging me to a chess game, and found himself in chastity for seven days. Tonight, he has the most humiliating orgasm of his life. Care to join me?
I walked by the old whipping post today, and stopped for a few minutes to reminisce about all the good times I had beating the shit out of that lazy pig Lockcock.
I know that the chefs have been hard at work preparing for the Queen's State Dinner, but everything I've tried so far tastes terrible. I will offer my own suggestions for the menu...
More males whining about their freedoms? It is time for collective punishment. All males are ordered to trade in their chastity cages for a smaller cage. Is it uncomfortable? Does it hurt your pitiful cock and balls? Too bad! Blame the males who are