i had a bad beta today!! so i broke their key in the walmart parking lot after i got some tools :) when a beta is on the verge of key destruction due to their behavior, i put them on my blue balls keychain! i promise they deserved it <3
It's much better to play with a huge dildo than to let your little husband out of his cage. Believe me, it's even better for him, as he's less embarrassed!