It took a few days to get things moving smoothly, but #ProjectPigDig is moving along nicely and is on schedule. Sunshine River will be glorious when it's complete!
As per the request from our Head of State, the pig responsible for preventing the Queen's parade has been publicly crucified by the Cadets. He will be fed only 150 calories a day in kale and then sent to the mines once the parade is over. For the time b
I'm looking to hire pigs with construction experience to build a new canal. This waterway will make a new trade route between Amazonia and York. Project is expected to be completed in around 5 weeks.
Feeling a little guilty about possibly losing The Queen's pig, I decided to stop home unannounced to have a quiet, relaxing evening with my bestie... and she's not here.
