*Press Release* Clinical studies have proven that the concept of 'blue balls' is a myth. In reality, it is just entitled pigs having a tantrum. Pigs cannot be trusted when it comes to their own sexual gratification.
For the briefest moment today, I actually believed I might get to have sex for the first time since arriving in the Matriarchy. The Pirate Queen had other ideas. The result was far more humiliating and emasculating that I imagined.
With all the recent talk about the position of Goddess-minors in the matriarchy, I have decided to show off my special relationship with my favorite piece of property u/snowyxangels and take her on a walk through Hera.
As the party continues and Goddesses have imbibed more alcohol, the distinction between "pig" and "free male" largely vanishes, and all males at the party are targets for humiliation and abuse
