To quell a peasant insurrection, the foolish Emperor ordered his wife and daughters to their annual Breeder’s Derby as a peace offering. He saved his crown, but doomed the Nova Dynasty! They returned to the capital, branded with a horseshoe and swollen
The bordering nation is ruled by a respectable, beloved queen who brings prosperity to her people. YOUR queen is a horsecock junkie who’s only achievement is adding horses to the royal family tree. Bummer. [erbrobruh]