The Orcs knew winning a war involved two parts: breaking their army in battle with superior might, and breaking in their greatest heroes with their superior cocks. (D-Rex)
As daughter of the tribeleader, i was send as an envoy to the orc group. I was sure of it that orcs where misunderstood and much more civil, so i refused to take with me a guard. It only took a few minutes for them to turn me in a slave... (po-ar)