Our company declared that all underperforming employees will be used as stress relief toys to be played with by the rest of the office... I thought they were joking but now here I am, I still have 7 hours to go and I don't know if I can take it!
The show feedings, where I have to do tricks for my food, are humiliating enough. But just because I'm in heat and they want to keep me "species-appropriate", they have me mated daily by a volunteer among the visitors.
