I sold my body to demons for promises that after 4 years of service, I'll become immortal. Yesterday my contract neared it's end, but I asked if it could be extended indefinitely- (Temporalwolf)(LoQO)
After being caught sneaking into the Orc camp to assassinate the warchief, the Elf was instead turned into a freeuse slave for the whole tribe to use. (AdooHay)