Ugh I am trying to enjoy my vacation abroad and I see my Alex Dolls being sold in seedy sex shops and being purchased by loser pervert males! GROSS!!! nudes
For the briefest moment today, I actually believed I might get to have sex for the first time since arriving in the Matriarchy. The Pirate Queen had other ideas. The result was far more humiliating and emasculating that I imagined.
Even though pigs will never have independence in The Matriarchy, I still want to see lots of fireworks tomorrow night. Bonus points if you lose a few fingers!
*Press Release* Our office has been given reliable intel that the Wrens have been conducting training exercises between Freya and Venus. Some speculate that this has to do with the Queen's recent tax increases.
