Ugh I am trying to enjoy my vacation abroad and I see my Alex Dolls being sold in seedy sex shops and being purchased by loser pervert males! GROSS!!! nudes
I heard a rumor that Queen Alex was feeling a little sad for some reason. I hope that making fun of this pig tonight before Thursday Night Smother Sesh cheers her up!
I know that the chefs have been hard at work preparing for the Queen's State Dinner, but everything I've tried so far tastes terrible. I will offer my own suggestions for the menu...
