Get on your knees whore. I worked up a sweat last game, and I need something to wipe my balls on. So stick out your tongue, your mouth is on cleanind duty, its about all you're good for (hotsteak)
What this thing? I dunno, I found it sneaking around my home. It begged me not to kill it, and it looked so helpless I took mercy on it. Luckily, its tight and self lubricating, I think I'll keep this fleshlight a while (beeeeen)
Oh good ur back. Listen ur girlfriends got some crazy endurance man we ran thru all the condoms I need u to go to the store and grab a bunch if u don’t want me to keep cumming in her