Nothing is more enternaining to me than reducing a man to a sad, little begging slave that would promise me anything if I only stop tormenting his balls. Wellβ¦too bad
My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...