Your bully lied and told your girlfriend you cheated on her. She was so angry, she didn't even bother to check if it was true. She went out with "friends" and sent you this picture saying "Hope she was worth it"
You were excited to have a three-day weekend with your family, but your wife said she picked up some extra work cleaning my house. Don't worry. If she's not home by Sunday, I'll make sure she learns the meaning of worship service.
