Son, look how beautiful it is! It was your bully who gave me a gift, I’ve been dreaming about it for a long time. I haven't shown this to your dad yet, you first! Look how much your mom loves you!
Since your family told you they’d be too busy to visit during Homecoming weekend at college, you went to the campus gym to workout. When finished, you were confused to see that they did arrive.. via a picture that two frats you know sent you, your mom
