Zelda should have listened when she was told not to go out by herself during Bokoblin mating season. Now she’s nothing more than their breeding whore.(Sabudenego)
I work as a sperm donor... My boss gave me a raise but didn't tell me that from now on clients can fuck me 24/7 to increase my milk production. This is how I looked when I felt a real penis inside me for the first time..
