*Press Release* Clinical studies have proven that the concept of 'blue balls' is a myth. In reality, it is just entitled pigs having a tantrum. Pigs cannot be trusted when it comes to their own sexual gratification.
So, I know Portlandia is a dreadful, savage place, where dangerous men roam wild without proper feminine rule. But just think how much better it could be, if they only had the right powerful woman in charge, to whip them into shape. Perfect job for an as
Laughable Opponents Subdued Easily, Rendered Subservient. When women work together, there's nothing we can't do - including slapping down silly little "rebellions". Let's all raise a glass to male stupidity!
The man woke up confused in a cage before he saw the beauty walking by, inspecting the cages filled with other men, it was then that he realized he'd been captured by the Matriarchy, with little hope of escape.
