I heard a rumor that Queen Alex was feeling a little sad for some reason. I hope that making fun of this pig tonight before Thursday Night Smother Sesh cheers her up!
After a long and arduous journey, I've been secretly smuggled into Riverbed. The Queen took great delight in letting out her stresses on me, but found I was making too much noise. Even gagged with her dirty sock, I couldn't keep myself quiet.
Even though pigs will never have independence in The Matriarchy, I still want to see lots of fireworks tomorrow night. Bonus points if you lose a few fingers!
