“Ugh this suit is so tight and hot. I need some serious cleaning when I take this off. Say you would be willing to help me clean up would ya? I have some spots I might need you to work on”
Look dude I don’t have any money. I really need this Uber dude don’t be a little bitch. If ur gonna act like that I’m gonna treat u like one, I just thought of another form of payment come to the backseat u bitch.