*Press Release* Clinical studies have proven that the concept of 'blue balls' is a myth. In reality, it is just entitled pigs having a tantrum. Pigs cannot be trusted when it comes to their own sexual gratification.
Reminder: While the Head of State and I are both away from the capital, no Cadets or any other Goddesses in the Palace better sit on MY throne. NO ONE is allowed on the throne but me!
