I have been informed that someone broke into my private liquor stash at the palace and stole a bunch of my booze, and that they also raided my nacho cupboard. The Cadets are harshly interrogating all palace pigs to make sure it was not an inside job.
Whoever had the audacity to vandalize this brand new expensive sports car, know that my Cadets and I will stop at nothing to find you and bring you to justice for your crime 😏
Shoo pigs! Come on. Let's go. I have a digging crew coming through here tomorrow. I don't want to hear that I'm disturbing your natural habitat. Get out!
Royal Decree from the Queen: Effective Immediately. Pigs Diets Are Upgraded from Kale to Green Beans. Keep Your Pigs Lean, Clean and on Their Routines with Green Beans!
The M.A.L.E.S. come together, to talk of rebellion and freedom - But Queen Alex's threats of permanent chastity (and worse) seem to have thwarted their plans...
