The show feedings, where I have to do tricks for my food, are humiliating enough. But just because I'm in heat and they want to keep me "species-appropriate", they have me mated daily by a volunteer among the visitors.
Look at you! You're so freaking adorable all tied up and helpless like that! Awww dont worry, your team was going to lose anyway, now we just get to have fun while they all watch! (Parkdale)
