My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...
Day 6: Your cock doesn’t exist. Do you remember when you used to get a full orgasm? Then you had to earn a ruined orgasm. And finally now you have to win a cleaning! It’s your greatest reward! And only if you fulfill everything I tell you!