"ACT-ually, the term Honeymoon comes from the Pagan tradition of a bride and groom drinking mead for- oh! There we go!" Hermione Granger, yes of course she kept her name.
Hermione finally got on the Dean's List. At Hogwarts that's just a list of girls who've had Dean Thomas' dick in their mouth. It's pretty long. The list, I mean.
"Thanks so much for helping me find Melark's Mystical Manual of- Oh dear! That's the THIRD time you've tripped! And you keep dropping pencils! Maybe I should help you get to the infirmary." -Liz Tuttle, Hogwarts Mystery
