Some Cadets were caught hazing a new recruit in the palace. Even more egregious, some of them dared to sit on MY throne while doing it. This is totally unacceptable! nudes
Since I don't feel like I was properly thanked and honored for my help crushing the L.O.S.E.R.S, I went ahead and picked up that Porsche I deserve. It's even yellow, like sunshine! 🌞
All the whining about the dangers of hunting wild pigs was completely overblown. It turns out they are as weak as any pig and squeal just as loud when you break them!
For Goddess Cranwell’s Halloween party I am dressing as Dorothy, and I am bringing my Royal Foot Slave as Toto. I invite all Goddesses to remind Toto what a BAD doggie he is!
