So my wife and her family are textile and I’m the only nudist! So a few times when my sister in law visited she wanted to take a picture of my small penis to send to her friends in Oregon so my wife said it was ok!
When my wife and I were just friends I needed a ride to the airport. She said I’ll be there at noon but showed up at 11:30 I was still naked so that’s how I answered the door! I asked her what she thought later and she said I thought your penis would
