Your mom is having her needs met by your fraternity. They tell you all about it while they paddle you the day after she leaves from her long weekends visits. They even invited her to move in full time to be their house Slut.
My initial instinct was She would go with the highest number, but then I thought She would expect that so I guessed four. Of course She was one step ahead of me & predicted my reasoning. So it was five.
