What this thing? I dunno, I found it sneaking around my home. It begged me not to kill it, and it looked so helpless I took mercy on it. Luckily, its tight and self lubricating, I think I'll keep this fleshlight a while (beeeeen)
Look dude I don’t have any money. I really need this Uber dude don’t be a little bitch. If ur gonna act like that I’m gonna treat u like one, I just thought of another form of payment come to the backseat u bitch.