Hermione finally got on the Dean's List. At Hogwarts that's just a list of girls who've had Dean Thomas' dick in their mouth. It's pretty long. The list, I mean.
"That damned list is nothing but a vicious rumor; likely spread by a Muggle-born who refuses to accept that Dean Thomas is rubbish at Quidditch." Daphne Greengrass on the allegations that she made the Dean's List while convincing Dean to throw a Quidd
