Our company declared that all underperforming employees will be used as stress relief toys to be played with by the rest of the office... I thought they were joking but now here I am, I still have 7 hours to go and I don't know if I can take it!
women's box would be more watched if the winner could publicly humiliate her opponent, I think then I would also become a boxer, do you think you would challenge me?
Mistress poison wait! I cant crawl fast enough just... ahh... just slow down please! They're all taking pictures of me... its... its so embarrassing! W...wait, why are you getting that out? Here?! Wait no! AHHH...MMMMPH (sunkeytail)