Having enjoyed the privilege of begging for scraps at the table throughout Being Kind To Pigs Month, as of today I'm back to the indignity of the usual way of doing things.
While the Queen is away, I've been tasking with cleaning every single one of her shoes. This task was always more fun while she was wearing them, of course, but I'm still working hard even when she's not here. It's a tough job, but far better than th
I'm not happy about having to cancel my romantic date tonight with the waitress. The royal shoecleaner escaped and I can't be seen in public with dirty shoes
