Our company declared that all underperforming employees will be used as stress relief toys to be played with by the rest of the office... I thought they were joking but now here I am, I still have 7 hours to go and I don't know if I can take it!
Look at you now D.va, helpless in my hands. I think I'm going to take my time with you, you harrassed me a lot last game, and I really want to make sure that I get my own back. Now lie still... not like you have a choice (moxamus)